File Under:Again With the Finger?

Now, this is getting ridiculous. As if custard by itself isn't gross. Best line of the story:

"I'll just put it in my mouth and ... see what it is."

UPDATE
I gotta hand it to Clarence Stowers. He's taken finger food fighting to a distateful new low. If he was saving the finger for litigious purposes, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.