Hang Up and Lift!

I am officially removed from the current hip generation, even if technically, I fall within the same 18-year period that loosely defines the border of a generation.

At the YMCA the other night, I saw a skinny So-and-So-clone using the weight machines while talking on a cell phone. She wasn't even using a hands-free device.

There oughta be a law. Or maybe an ordinance.