File Under:Growing Pains

In order to get taller, people in China are doing, as Reuters correctly points out in the headline of the article, what used to be called torture to themselves. Oh, excuse me. I mean, alternative interrogation. Okay, let's split the difference and just call it an outrage upon human dignity. Me? I blame Yao for setting the standard so high (pun almost not intended).

Above: Mr. Cleese, a young professional, questioning a person of interest, Gonzo.