File Under:At Least He Was Wearing A Rubber Chicken

If you're going to go to the trouble of being an exhibitionist, wouldn't you want to practice your craft someplace where people are watching?

According to the story, as he was being escorted out of the building, Mr. Poultry in Motion was caught yelling, "Please will someone bring me my clothes?"

I don't think he'd get too much opposition to that request.

This does bring to mind a question, however: Why are naked people funny? Because they are; you can't deny it. It doesn't matter what a person looks like, if he or she is going au natural in an unexpected setting, it's automatically funny.