File Under:How Many Doctors Does it Take to Remove a Lightbulb?

I guess I should issue a warning for this story.

It involves a proctological nightmare. And also a prety good reason to stay out of prison.

From Rueters:

"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there."