File Under:Battle Plans Gone to Pot

Canadian troops are having trouble fighting the Taliban, because marijuana keeps getting in the way. And yes, they've tried burning the plants. According to General Rick Hiller,

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action."

I don't see what the problem there is. Just make sure the troops have enough Doritos.