File Under:Duh.

"We have come to realize that our name, particularly when heard for the first time, can stand in the way of our gaining our deserved recognition." You think?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/02/23/dummer.name.ap/index.html

File Under:Ideas Mom Never Had

Having lived in Ann Arbor my entire life, and understanding the--shall we say priveledged?--status of most of the UofM students, this doesn't surprise me that much. However, it does make one wonder if these students will understand this deal probably won't follow them into the real world. If it does, I need to figure out how to get in on this action.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/02/22/tidy.rooms.ap/index.html

File Under:Elective surgery comma ill-advised

In retrospect, perhaps a round of pints would have been a better wager.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/07/WalesTesticles.reut/

File Under:Omens comma tennis

If the Red Sox can win the Big One, could this be far behind?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=annak/newsweek

File Under:Omens for sale

We should all be millionaires thanks to ebay by now. Come to think of it, I do have some leftover mac & cheese that looks exactly like Alan Greenspan.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=25210&item=5160695893#ebayphotohosting

File Under:Mercy Dating question mark

Love 'em and leave 'em with the love of Jesus.
http://datetosave.com/

File Under:Abomination comma Board Game Which Causes

I'm waiting for the Left Behind breakfast cereal.
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/christianfun/lefbehboarga.html