Wednesday, February 23, 2005

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"We have come to realize that our name, particularly when heard for the first time, can stand in the way of our gaining our deserved recognition." You think?

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Ideas Mom Never Had

Having lived in Ann Arbor my entire life, and understanding the--shall we say priveledged?--status of most of the UofM students, this doesn't surprise me that much. However, it does make one wonder if these students will understand this deal probably won't follow them into the real world. If it does, I need to figure out how to get in on this action.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

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Elective surgery comma ill-advised

In retrospect, perhaps a round of pints would have been a better wager.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

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Omens comma tennis

If the Red Sox can win the Big One, could this be far behind?

Friday, February 04, 2005

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Omens for sale

We should all be millionaires thanks to ebay by now. Come to think of it, I do have some leftover mac & cheese that looks exactly like Alan Greenspan.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

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Mercy Dating question mark

Love 'em and leave 'em with the love of Jesus.

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Abomination comma Board Game Which Causes

I'm waiting for the Left Behind breakfast cereal.