Thursday, March 24, 2005

File Under:
Law Suit comma Ready-made

"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."

I think I'd probably have some kind of litigious reaction if this had happened to me.



It appears there's more to this story than meats meets the... er...eye.

Monday, March 21, 2005

File Under:
Reptiles comma devil-marked

Well, at least it wasn't a bar code.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

File Under:
Heaven Scent?

Did you see this? If you have $18, you can order one here.

Can The Smell of Jabez be far behind?

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

File Under:
Sore Loser

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

File Under:
Late Payment

Maybe they figure if the money is that important to him, he'll stick around to wait for it.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

File Under:
Chest comma Getting Something Off Of

Well, if you're infamous, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. Or, as the History of Ebay has taught us, a whole lot more than it's worth.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

File Under:
Queer Eye for the Christian Band

Jesus loves you just the way you are. But a nice moisturizer with almond oil and shea butter and a good foundation to go on top couldn't hurt. So let's get ready to rock!