File Under:Cars, Religion, etc.

Rounding out our trifecta of stories on religion and automobiles, this one involves what is considered offensive for a vanity plate. Truthfully, I think vanity plates are offensive by nature. But come on, is this really as bad as the Bushfish?

Thank you to Elisa for spotting this.

File Under:Politics slash Theology comma Fishy

This would be funny if it weren't real.

I wonder if the democrats will come out with a bigger fish eating the Bush fish. Only the bigger fish would have "WMD?" written on it.

Thank you, thank you to John for finding this.

File Under:What Would Jesus Drive?

"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time."

File Under:Again With the Finger?

Now, this is getting ridiculous. As if custard by itself isn't gross. Best line of the story:

"I'll just put it in my mouth and ... see what it is."

UPDATE
I gotta hand it to Clarence Stowers. He's taken finger food fighting to a distateful new low. If he was saving the finger for litigious purposes, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.