File Under:Law Suit comma Ready-made

"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."

I think I'd probably have some kind of litigious reaction if this had happened to me.

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UPDATE

It appears there's more to this story than meats meets the... er...eye.

File Under:Reptiles comma devil-marked

Well, at least it wasn't a bar code.

File Under:Heaven Scent?

Did you see this? If you have $18, you can order one here.

Can The Smell of Jabez be far behind?

File Under:Sore Loser

Ouch.

File Under:Late Payment

Maybe they figure if the money is that important to him, he'll stick around to wait for it.

File Under:Chest comma Getting Something Off Of

Well, if you're infamous, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. Or, as the History of Ebay has taught us, a whole lot more than it's worth.

File Under:Queer Eye for the Christian Band

Jesus loves you just the way you are. But a nice moisturizer with almond oil and shea butter and a good foundation to go on top couldn't hurt. So let's get ready to rock!