File Under: Save the Receipt

meatPod?

File Under: Puppets comma Warped

I knew it. I knew Elmo was evil. Honestly, I can't think of a more effective way to potty train kids than to scare the hell out of them.

File Under: Not Safe for Panda Cubs

Let's hope the scandalous DVD isn't available for sale in the gift shop.

File Under: Taking aim at Dadaism

A french guy attacked a urinal. No, really. My favourite part?

A Paris court also gave Pierre Pinoncelli, 77, a three-month suspended sentence for taking a hammer to the absurdist artwork, the second time he has attacked it since 1993.

Seriously, this guy must have a grudge against this urinal. One that he's been holding a long time.

File under: Advice comma Good

Sign outside the maintenance hangar at work.

Blog revisited (because a redhead said I should)

My pastor told me I should have a blog, and then I remembered I did have one. I'm not sure how long I can keep this 'signs of the apocalypse' thing going, so I'll try not to limit myself. Looking back, I see that half the stories I've posted links to are no longer online.

I think you should check out Nuclearity.

Hugh Duncan is a genius, and his podcast is necessary.

The other day, I saw our company lawyer in the hallway, and our dialog went like this:

Don: Hi. How are you?

Me: Well, I'm fine, sir, and how are you?

Don: I'm not telling.

Oh, and Stacey -- Orlando Bloom? Really? He's like 12 years old!

File Under:Automotive comma hip

Saturday night is polyester night! Get your snow tires at half price when you wear your best white sequined polyester jumpsuit! Just tell 'em Stu sent you.

My son took this picture last week. He's eight.